丹尼尔·斯洛斯:现场表演

综艺美国2018

主演:丹尼尔·斯洛斯

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更新时间:2023-09-04 00:25

详细剧情

  The dark mind of Daniel Sloss is back, and he's ready to find the funny in some very taboo topics, from the deeply personal to the highly irreverent.

 长篇影评

 1 ) Something

"关系"完美的表象与背后的本质
因为恐惧而胡乱抓了个人塞进自己的人生里,有总胜于无
每个人都很复杂
面对"关系"的不理智与心存侥幸
迷恋于爱的感觉而不是爱具体的人
statistically...
还没学会如何和爱自己、与自己相处,于是找其他人来完成这件事
爱这个人本身而不是把他改造成自己喜欢的样子
独身无罪,先认识自己是谁,才能告诉别人你是谁
爱的比较值影响被爱的感觉
地铁老人手机:期望在周围很小的范围内找到soulmate?
潜意识因为害怕孤独而强迫自己爱人某个人

截图了一些角度,一些观点,在此MARK\\\\٩( 'ω' )و ////

截图了一些角度,一些观点,在此MARK\\\\٩( 'ω' )و ////

截图了一些角度,一些观点,在此MARK\\\\٩( 'ω' )و ////

截图了一些角度,一些观点,在此MARK\\\\٩( 'ω' )و ////

 2 ) 爱人先爱自己

you have to learn to love yourself before you allow someone to do it as well.

there is nothing wrong for being single,

there is nothing wrong with taling time for yourself to work iut who you are before you go out there into the dating world,

because how can yoh offer who you are if you don’t know who you are?

 3 ) Jigsaw 封神!

I was wondered does everyone need to be in true love with someone to gain the eternal happiness. (Just like Jo from little women). Although i didn't know the answer but somehow i know i should love myself first if there's no one love me in this stage. And Daniel is absolutely right, the happiness puzzles in the middle for everyone are different, and of course it could be true love, but it can also be other things as long as it bring happiness to you, and the rest of the puzzle will naturally be around, then you are good to live a great life. Except the edge of every peice is constantly changing and some of the piece might lose while you are playingand try to make a beautiful picture with them. So you also need to constantly and proactively remove or replace the middle happiness piece or the corner piece which are friends, family, career and hobby, etc. Like he said, you lose the box, you don't know what it'll look like. But ultimately, hope it's something complete you YOU, whatsoever it's included.

 4 ) they're trying to bring a level of humanity,laughter,back to.a moment that seems to lack it,tragedy

i go against my natural instinct to be good.i would therefore argue if you are a naturally good person.I'm a better person than you are. does it warm your cockles? you know,one of those relationships where you kind of just fall out of love with the person. you don't hate them.you don't not like them.you don't just love them anymore.that's a really weird situation to be in,because it's all on you.you don't know if that's gonna last forever,but also it never feels like that's an excuse you could go to them with cause you'd sound like a sociopath.

we need to break up

why

cause I'm fucking dead inside

but i thought you love me

so did i!turns out i don't! what about like three weeks ago? i would have walked across the earth to make you smile,but today your voice is like a fucking cheese grater.

spoiler alert!you won't,its deaf

we've got to go and deflower your sister.

her bush is getting out of control this month

I'm not going to pretend to know what you're going through.i absolutely don't.as you know,dad-dad loves puss-puss.

stop crying.i didn't raise a bitch.

i admit the last five year of my life has bean a.waste.

maybe this time i won't die inside.

i have romanticized the idea of romance,and it.id cancerous.people are more in love with the idea of love than the person they are with.

a bunch of people who never took time to learn how to be alone,therefore nver learned how to love themselves,so you employed someone else to do it.

if you do not love 100% of who i am, off you fucking fuck.

shave your fucking assholes.vegans, you should be on this.

find something that makes you happy.make it the center of your life.

how can you offer who you are if you don't know who you are.

the worst thing you can di with your life is spend with the wrong human being.

you were so terrified of being alone that you forced yourself to love someone 我不能再爱了,好完美,摘录一些聪明语句

 5 ) 2021现场

Sloss今年4月来澳洲做tour, 好难得搞到一张票! super激动就去了,一面警告自己不要期待太高,但是结果是真的太搞笑了!!!!!有能力的朋友们一定要看一次现场!笑到咳嗽哈哈哈

他的现场表演能力真的很传神,而且延续了他一直的黑暗幽默,又同时又有很新很时事的梗。有讲他擅长的性别话题和性的话题,也有新的讲种族的话题,这个以前很少听他讲呀,但讲的ok的,有趣又不冒犯到我哈哈哈(我算是对性别的种族话题很敏感的人了),总之有机会真的要去看,澳洲的朋友墙裂推荐!!

 6 ) 你神经病啊~

1.我们不讨厌vegan,讨厌的是 Facebook Vegan。(当着vegan朋友讲小肉肉Lucky故事那段攻击性很强了笑点也是很足) 2.自恋的观众在段子里感受到冒犯是因为联系到自己。 3.爸爸跟我说,人生就是拼图,只是我们都不知道拼图最后图案。所以稳妥的做法就是先找到四个角,然后中间的部分就是亲密关系。但是爸爸没有告诉我这个办法并不是对所有人都可行,有多少人不过为了完成拼图而把一个不合适的人push in to the jigsaw。有没有人想过自己只是害怕being alone而强迫自己进入一段关系 4.剃毛➕花生酱那段哈哈哈哈哈你神经病啊 5.自黑真的棒棒哒,黑了自己也黑了同类

I am a white, heterosexual, middle-class,marginally successful, extremely well-hung man,what my struggle is? I've not even been molested! So like most white heterosexual middle-class men, I've decided to create my own struggles. That is what we do.

We see the rest of the world with your valid struggles, that we also create哈哈哈哈

6.讲过世姐姐那段也是很高级的笑点了

“为死人扫墓是一段单向付出的关系"心酸又搞笑

 短评

有点说教了;看到他的ins发现居然仅仅一周就真的有好几千人告诉他因为看了这个分手了。。。但他说的那些东西不都本来就很显而易见么。。。大概是没想到看场喜剧还需要自省吧

6分钟前
  • Mamula
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好笑,是那种没有屎屁尿笑话的高级好笑。

7分钟前
  • 明安
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esp1有点劝退。esp2的拼图理论是旧酒装新瓶,但好深入人心。我紧紧捏着我的拼图四角,想早早找到我的inner piece/peace.

11分钟前
  • 弗兰题
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HAHAHAHAHAHAH LOVE THIS FUCKING DICKHEAD

13分钟前
  • 哦勒哇一鸡狼
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基本都是新段子,最出名的就是拼图,其实类似的概念早有很多人用不同的方式和媒介说过,但他的这段更体系形象的做了个集大成的总结,笑点演技节奏都很好

15分钟前
  • 周府真
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FFF团长

17分钟前
  • hikari
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中产阶级白人直男,父母是开明的高级知识分子,长得还帅成名又早,自己都摊开手讲人生中没有什么struggle,表演里确实有一种普(丑)通(逼)喜剧人身上很少见到的阳光自信,连刻薄也都是nicely mean。真的不能看帅哥脱口秀,一听帅哥说笑话,我就完全分不清我是因为好笑才笑,还是因为帅哥可爱才笑了……

22分钟前
  • 王大根
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就...明年的"情人节推荐观看”栏目 希望大家不要忘记提名Jigsaw ❤

27分钟前
  • 水包酱
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SO WHITE SO WHITE SO WHITE SO WHITE 我恐了

31分钟前
  • HHG🥱
  • 较差

我真的好爱他嘤嘤嘤。面色总是潮红,眼神总是湿漉漉,也不知道是每场两杯酒喝多了的情绪表露还是天生如此。倒是不觉得拼图理论有多厉害,恋爱之中完全没有感同身受。反倒是第一集死亡的主题有趣又悲伤。

35分钟前
  • 香蕉猫猫不哭啦
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无感。菲菲对不起。

40分钟前
  • Lika
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苏格兰口音是不是会自带神经病加成啊?

43分钟前
  • ANYW
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Bravo! This guy is a fucking genius! Extremely offensive, awful, lovely, and wise. 说实话我一开始我对这些地狱笑话是没有太大的期待,可是两场秀看下来的感觉真的太棒了,畅快淋漓非常满足。我觉得最让人佩服的地方是他的段子非常高级,把喜剧的悲剧内核拿捏的稳稳的,十分的有攻击性的同时又非常有逻辑,把一个话题拔高到一个哲学的层面上之后又能适时的把它拽回来放到大众审美层面上去。你要说他格调高,屎尿屁玩脏段子也不少,可你要把他和其他很多单口演员纯挠痒痒的段子做比较,又高下立判的能感受到他的段子言语间的缜密的逻辑和隐藏的智慧。我赞同大多人喜欢jigsaw,不过我觉得dark这场也很好,句句扎心又好笑又发人深省。真·五星好评!

48分钟前
  • Andres_C
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他跟我好像啊,一边看一边想,为什么这世界上有人跟我这么像鸭,然后听到他的父母,顿时笑炸,父母也好像。Dental Sloss果真是金童,我最喜欢的是妹妹那段,我第一次感受到悲伤大笑我太难过了但太好笑了。我喜欢他调侃死亡,我喜欢他对所有事情的态度我喜欢他的百无禁忌。不过我想告诉他当然有真爱,真有,而且搞不好还会遇到十个哈哈哈哈哈哈

50分钟前
  • 兒子
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E02竟不知该哭还是该笑,才思和情感都如此充沛

53分钟前
  • Yinanaa
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是个贱人,是个狠人,恋爱拆迁队总工头,诺贝尔欠你一个和平奖!强烈怀疑他喝的不是水而是Scotch whisky...

58分钟前
  • RainbowCannon
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我想打六星!学生时代的一批同学已经结婚,看他们的朋友圈微博发现90%的人都过得异常shitty,自己还没有把自己搞搞清楚就过早走入了婚姻,有人要了小孩,甚至有人要了二胎——意味着更巨大的沉没成本——这些为人母的同学中,又有80%的人在产后的焦虑中挣扎,每天处理孩子的饭屎尿屁。还有相当数量的人隐晦地抱怨着自己正在体验丧偶式育儿。他们发出的所有与外界沟通的信息全部关于孩子:一塌糊涂却尽力扮演幸福。而这些也不过是这2、3、4年的事情。虽然早婚的绝大部分人过去就很平庸无聊但绝不至此。Anyway,虽然我们最后可能都免不了走进一段狗屎一般的婚姻生活,但我们至少可以做到更了解自己,知道怎样在糟糕的境遇里取悦自己,开心地“从容赴死”。自私没什么不对,我相信内洽才能更好地与另外的个体融洽相处。

60分钟前
  • 张乙心
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多加一星给第二场的拼图段子,更多的普通喜剧人只谈论女人和婚姻,不存在孤独和自省的概念,有的只是意难平。能做到这样生动清晰地去解剖爱情,刀刀见血,是年轻单口演员才有的心气。戏弄死亡调侃人性恶面,这个家伙在喜剧边界游刃有余坏笑起来的样子莫名迷人。

1小时前
  • 放学第一个跑
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拼图理论足以一战成名!而讲来讲去脑内黑暗,其实只是更坦诚一点,Daniel看着就幸福、满足,不仅仅是因为父母开明、自己长得帅、年纪轻轻事业有成,而是一整个爽朗的气场,或者我这么说,有一天他结婚生子我一点也不意外,像别的脱口秀演员一样得抑郁症倒是会意外了。

1小时前
  • 蚂蚁没问题
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最喜欢妹妹、拼图和vegan笑话。

1小时前
  • 埃尔贝瑞苏
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